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I'm aware some stare at my hair
In fact to be fair, some really despair of my hair
But I don't care
Cause they're not aware
Nor debonair
In fact, they're just square
They see hair down to there, say 'beware!' and go off on a tear
I say 'no fair!'
A head that's bare is really nowhere
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair
Wear it to there, or to there
Or even to there if you dare
My wife bought some hair at a fair
To use as a spare
Did I care?
Au contraire
Spare hair is fair
In fact, hair can be rare
Fred Astaire got no hair
Nor does a chair
Or a chocolate eclair
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon fraire!
So now that I've shared the affair of hair
I'll repair to my lair
And use Nair
Do you care?
I have 5 George Carlin lp's, well worn.
My oft-quoted Carlinism: If you take two things that have never been nailed together before and nail'em together, some schmuck will buy it off ya!
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
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