Heaven....now with robes and pillars! God will usher you into your new glorified bingo hall! You'll have cool insect wings, not gay bird wings!
What do you have to say about this, unfortunate height challenged woman we're more than willing to exploit?!
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In the twinkling of an eye, I shall be I shall be caught up..
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...in a cult?
Then she sings and even makes Vern Troyer uncomfortable.
Hell...Oh my god is that Marlon Brando from that horrible Island of Dr. Moreau remake? ARE YOU AFRAID YET?! OH, and don't expect your friends to have kind sentiments! THEY WON'T! They'll hate you in an apathetic tone for all of your damned eternity!
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Originally Posted by Tim, apparently
[Our preacher] says everyone is a child of God...
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Originally Posted by Not the good grandma, the angry church grandma
Tim, your preacher is dead wrong.
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Apparently, Tim's going to hell!
Classic films.