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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
See? This was a failure on the part of his friends. Friends are absolutely required to keep you from doing stupid shit like this, and calling your ex, when you're drunk.
Or...
Does this friend also have a manicure per chance? Do the curtains in his apartment match the fabric of his sofa? Is the ringtone on his phone "I'm Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My Hair", from South Pacific? Does he own a salad spinner? Does he bring Todd, "From the gym", over to cookouts?
Just askin'...
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LOL. He's a guy that used to live near me when we were kids. We only talk a couple times a year now and while he's not any o the things you described, he *is* pretty emo. In fact, he still thinks the tattoos are cool and claims that girls love it. So...yeah.