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Originally Posted by willravel
Dear Sam Rami,
Spoiler: You sick son of a bitch. All I wanted to see was a reasonable facsimile of the Spider-man I read about every day in my youth. I would spend hours a day drawing pictures and talking about the comics with my friends. You've ruined that. You've ruined Spider-man worse than Joel Schumacher ruined Batman, and that's saying A LOT. I will never watch another of our movies again, and I hope that when you're burning in hell, you manage to find an old issue of Spider-man, the REAL Spider-man, in the hellfire so that you'll finally understand what the fuck Spider-man is all about.
Spider-man 3:
-3/10, and that's being VERY generous.
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You know, I read this earlier in the evening and thought...."Well, Will is just being a bit cantankerous as is Will's way sometimes and surely, surely Spiderman 3 cannot so bad as to wish burning hell on Sam Raimi."
Then I went to the late show. Burning hell is not enough....not nearly enough.
There is so much to say about this movie that I don't have nearly the space to write it all. Let us just say that this movie....Spiderman 3 is a stinker. If I had been by myself, I would have walked out on this movie. The only saving grace of this atrocious crapfest was the special effects and while they were nice, even they couldn't save this big, giant turd of a movie.
Do not see this movie. Do anything....anything else with the $20--give it away, light a cigar with it, crumple it up and throw it away, rent a Uwe Boll movie, anything just do not waste it on this movie.