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On Thursday I popped my shoulder out of its socket because I was carrying so much pina colada mix. Twenty minutes later, I ordered $800 worth of pizza on an expense account. The luau was an event that I came up with because I needed to teach new people to fill out a planning packet during a training meeting and the president told me that I'd better save the packet because we were going to make the hypothetical event a reality before the end of the semester.
On Saturday I won a stuffed animal at a carnival by hitting a bulls-eye with a crossbow on my second shot.
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