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Except before that, as a little child I wanted to be cut up and fed to sharks, so they could taste a human without killing one and getting blamed and hunted down afterwards. It was the most humanitarian thing I could possibly imagine.
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That's adorable.
I would love a big party with every one of my favorite foods laid out for everyone, and whiskey for all (yay, Jameson), and a big band and dancing and lots of flowers. But no lilies. Sheesh. After that, I want to be cremated and tipped in the ocean, because that will be the only way I won't be terrified of that much water.