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Old 04-25-2007, 08:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
absorbentishe
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I've thought a little about it. I certainly don't want it to be sad. That being said, I want a party not a funeral. I will be cremated, and my wife will keep the ashes. I would like a book with all my saying in it, and everyone I know that comes, to write something nice about me (if there is anything) for my wife and kids to remember me by. I want plenty of metal and punk music played, lots of beer, and a few strippers.

I hope I die while having sex, so she can say, he came and went at the same time.
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