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I want one of those dracula shaped coffins lined in a green silk like fabric and I want to be buried wearing dark green flannel jammies and my penguin house shoes, no jewelry and my hair in french braid if its long enough and by god someone had better leave my glasses on (god I've put too much though into this) and all the pall bearers have to be in battle kilts, cecause its only fitting Im put in my final resting place surrounded by men in kilts
At my service I want Fly to the Angels by Slaughter and Cry No More by Arcade played...I want my friends to remember the good times, the stupid shit I did that made them laugh, the special things I did (if there are any) that I'll be remembered for and then at the cemetery I want pipers playing Amazing Grace as I'm carried to the graveside.
Afterwards I want all my friends to have a party and to have just one person get drunk enuff to forget and holler out "Shannon, take a picture of me!!" (that makes more sense if you know that in my circles I'm known as the person who records all the stupid shit on camera)
Assuming that Dave is still living....I also need someone to take care of him for me on that day...he wont be handling it well.
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
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