As my dad's instructions are to me, I gave the same instructions to my parents.
Pile up a bunch of wooden crates, put me on, light it up (as in we don't care what happens to our bodies). Use all the insurance money on throwing a huge kegger for all of our friends.
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"Smite the rocks with the rod of knowledge, and fountains of unstinted wealth will gush forth." - Ashbel Smith as he laid the first cornerstone of the University of Texas
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