alright, this should be amusing.
Wine - It makes me talk and accept my studder. Its not that bad, but its part why I am shy.
Vodka - It makes me act like a rockstar, which is stupid, becuase I am not meant to be a rockstar.
tequila - I will scream and kick and fight. Dont ever give me that.... PLEASE.
Gin- ew gin... same affects as vodka but wiht a constant look of disgust as if I am drinking something shitty.... becuase I probably am.
Beer- It makes me drunk and full which slows me down cuz all I want to do is not get sick from having to much material in my tummy.
Overall, I am amusing when intoxicated and halarious when I am drunk. YOu know all the silly things people do to get a good laugh? Im pretty willing to do them when I am three sheets to the wind. i am also known for skinny dipping, running around, and having the voice of a sassy six year old.
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