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Day 3: I'm writing a final paper for a class today, and I gotta tell you it has been damn hard not to whip it out and start whacking it! It's not that the paper is arousing, it's just that masturbation is such good procrastination. I'm surprised how well I'm doing avoiding porn though, but I guess having a girlfriend helps. I don't think I've really felt any effects yet.
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Here are some phrases I'd like to be able to say, in all honesty, before I die.
"That's it, send out the ninjas!"
"So then I had to kill my way to the second floor."
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