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Originally Posted by ReignMan
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10. There was the person who posted ten different puns on a forum with the hope that at least one of the puns would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did.
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
7. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
9. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
10. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.