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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Yes, admittedly the Cubs will suck. However, suck will be an improvement over "God, my eyes" from last year.
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Well, that's what happens when you pay $136 million for a second baseman to play the outfield, swings at balls thrown toward the light standard, and walks about as often as a 900-pound man permanently melding into a couch.
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