Jetstream, I winced when your future became clear to me. I looked into the oracle and saw that the logs were crossed. There was a bit of blood in the water like the cloud that forms when sharks attack... BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WILL DIE -no, you will go long after the attack.
You find a blue softdrink. You are not an addict now but you will become addicted. Soon you must have 6 or 7 bottles a day. You love this BLUE DRINK. Soon you seek for a way to make it yourself. You get a job at the factory... it is called GARGAMEL INDUSTRIES.
While working at the factory you discover a closed green door. Only the senior VP Azrael is seen going in and out of it. One day while moving a vat of BLUE GOO around -you over Azrael's shoulder as he opens the combination lock. You memorize THE COMBINATION.
You have long suspected that there were real life OOMPA-LOOMPAS living in the factory -creating the GREATEST SOFTDRINK IN THE WORLD. When Azrael is gone and the factory is quiet you sneak into the factory and find out what is BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR.
When you open the door you find a CONCENTRATION CAMP of little blue men. They must be there to provide juice for the soda. You are shocked to find that the living ones are loading little blue corpses into a GIANT JUICE MILL.
They are half starved and when they see you THEY STRIKE! You get gnawed to death...
So Jetstream BEWARE BLUE MEN!
