"Good" Pick Up Lines
Ones that you don't hear every day, stupid!
"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."
"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it lying around perchance?"
"I know a little magic, but we gotta be naked or else you'll think I'm cheating."
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