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Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis I dont like you anymore.
It used to be you and me
some paper towel and a dirty magazine
that's all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed
and I think you're to blame
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
he says
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore
cause when you get to drinkin'
you put me places I've never been before
oh dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truely how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever
Oh dear penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney when you're shaving
Shave my balls.
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