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Old 05-29-2003, 11:59 PM   #20 (permalink)
Jizzosh
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Location: Beijing, China
One of my best friends from highschool is soo whipped she got him to marry her. ...Now my friend is what women refer to as "wow". He's ripped like Jesus, has a bass voice, and looks like Vin Diesel... She however, is fat, fubugly, lazy, and a total f*cking bitch, to everyone.

All of us guys who are friends with this guy have bent over f*cking backwards to try and be nice to her, and she goes and gets their telephone number changed every few months, to prevent us from being able to talk to him. She tells him what to do, what to wear, what to think, where to work, how to spend his money, what time to be home, etc.

Best parts of the story... he was in a band with his best friend (one had a superman tattoo, the other, batman), pretty kick ass for a local gig too. She f*cked that up. broke up the band, their friendship, and caused one of the other band members to almost get a divorce.

Next part... Just a few months ago, a mutual friend got married, and he was the best man. Best men plan the bachelor party. His wife said no strip clubs. WTF?? No strip clubs for a bachelor party?? The guy getting married had never been, and he was getting married for the rest of his life! That's not all, it gets better. We all meet up and hang out for a bit, then go to a local bar and begin the process of getting sh*tfaced. His wife shows up at like 10:30 and it's time for him to go. This is Las Vegas mind you, and she shows up at 10 f*cking 30!!! No stripclub, and she makes him leave his (other) best friend's bachelor party early. (We took care of the bachelor, so no worries about him missing out

Last part... Wedding day for our mutual friend. His wife ends up going (she wasn't wanted there, obviously), and on the happiest day of our mutual friend's wedding (the bride was also a really great long time friend), his wife can only sit there and f*cking scowl maliciously at everyone, including the bride, groom, bride's family, etc. WTMF?? I mean, she f*cking glared at the bride and her father during the father-daughter dance...

Incredible...

There is hope though, because any self-respecting human being can't endure that mistreatment forever, and our friend has said that if things don't change, he'll be through with her.

The most important thing for all of you, (us) is to be there for them and prove:
Quote:
Friends dont let friends get pussy whipped.
And don't confuse whipped with committed. My boy is whipped, most of us can be committed without losing ourselves.

Good Luck
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