Joke taken
I always thought the golf thing was because of the danger from errant balls hitting people/things (I obviously don't know much about golf).
As demand for soccer grows in a given area, usually the community will work to provide for that need. In LA, they have committed to building new soccer fields (no football allowed on those fields by the way) which is perfectly fine. This is incredible because budgets are so tight for parks and recreation (not even money to put up new nets on bball rims), but they are spending millions to put in 4 new soccer fields. So in time, maybe they will construct or put aside space for a soccer field in that community. This type of "problem" is quite common in many places. Just got to work through it.