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Originally Posted by ngdawg
Word of caution...do not have ben-wa balls of metal inside when going through airport security....
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When I get my piercings done, I want enough metal in my dick to set off a metal detector.
Security guy: (Waves wand) Sir, could you please take off your belt?
Me: (takes off belt)
Security guy: (Waves wand) Sir, are you concealing anything in your pants?
Me: (reaches down, takes out rings) These might be doing it.