if i were God i would let the bed ridden and such email me their suggestions. I would create a computer and operating system that never crashes, and needs no upgrades. I would make parents take fitness tests before they could reproduce. i would make junk food healthy, and make vegans and vegitarians live on an island all by themselves with nothing but livestock and one kind of plant. everyone would own a boat, and it would be impossible to drown. no one would have to commute more than 10 miles to work, and starbucks would have to sell all of their coffee for a buck a cup, and i mean a 20 ounce cup, baby!
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