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Originally Posted by serlindsipity
Im a firm believer that sex should amuse if not annoy the neighbors. In the case of my current residence, it should annoy three apartments worth of people to be worth spending the hour or so.
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Just a few years ago, I was in the middle of having some good sex with my then-girlfriend and someone was pounding on the front door. Having no idea who it could possibly be, I decided to go and check it out. I open the door to a very pissed-off looking 30-something woman who says she lives next to me (shared the wall of my bedroom) and that she can hear our "noises" all the way in the living room. I apologized and explained it was difficult because we were trying to conceive, and [my girlfriend] feels really guilty all the time because "we had me checked out and my sperm is good, but I don't want to blame her... she blames herself anyway". I then pretended to start breaking down crying and said I just want her to be happy and to have a family. She apologized profusely and left, looking very sympathetic.
I don't know if my then-girlfriend or I have ever laughed harder in our entire lives.