Speaking as a cashier, less is, indeed, more in this case. The ones that freak me out are those who buy only a jar of mustard and Windex. That's creepy. So maybe
a fat roll of tape
some childish candy or comic books or whatever "kid lure" you can find
lube
or
rat poison
some pastries/juice
or
craploads of sugar
a packet of yeast
an artichoke (for the randomness)
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