NoSoup

Minx:

Or maybe bender joining you is part of my evil plot to sabatage your army... or maybe, just maybe, I was hoping that because he joined you you would send a horde of nympho-cheerleaders to distract me and my men... (hopefully some of my women too)

Of course, it is possible that I distract you and your entire horde of nympho-cheerleaders myself...

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Just in case you were wondering...