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Crack · 11-07-2006, 08:08 PM

Here's the jist of it.

I am (in all pratical measures) an ogre. A troll as it were. I am a bit chubby, my hair is slowly migrating from the top of my head to parts unknown, I don't find myself the least bit interesting, and to top it all off, I am not even in college (I am 25-26 in 20 days). I was married to a fairly attractive girl for 3 years right out of high school, dated a stripper, then one of the most attractive girls I have ever met. By all accounts, I have always dated "above my means". I wish I could tell you how exactly, I only know that withen the first 30 seconds of meeting you, a girl knows if she wants to sleep with you. They won't admit this, but it's true. For that first 30 seconds, if you play it wrong, she might flirt with you because it's fun, but in the end, you have 0 chances of moving on to the next step even if you did everything you could. Make your intentions clear. Don't be that guy that is embarrassed to show that you are interested in someone. I see guys that play it "coy" and "friendly" and that makes you nonthreatening. Being nonthreatning sounds good... in the beginning, but it makes girls run away and into the arms of asshole meat heads that will take advantage of them in their dodge trucks with Metalica blairing and calvin peeing on something in the back window. I don't know why, but it does (ladies?)

Maybe there is a problem with the way you are flirting? There is friendly "never going to sleep with this guy, so I can say pretty much anything I want to" flirting, and there is "I wish he would just kiss me and get it over with" flirting. Maybe look into that. Also, rock climbing? Why? Has that ever worked for you in the past? If a girl has never climbed a rock in her life, what makes you think she will be reseptive to doing it with some guy that she knows in her heart of hearts just wants to sleep with her? The coffee is good, it can be whatever she want's it to be, that puts a girl at ease, she can leave in 15 mins, and it was just coffee, or there can eventually be a meal if she likes you. But rock climbing is hours, hours she might be miserable.

So, to summarize, be more aggressive at first, then coy. Coffee > Rock Climbing and World Of Warcraft > WH40k

11-07-2006, 08:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Here's the jist of it. I am (in all pratical measures) an ogre. A troll as it were. I am a bit chubby, my hair is slowly migrating from the top of my head to parts unknown, I don't find myself the least bit interesting, and to top it all off, I am not even in college (I am 25-26 in 20 days). I was married to a fairly attractive girl for 3 years right out of high school, dated a stripper, then one of the most attractive girls I have ever met. By all accounts, I have always dated "above my means". I wish I could tell you how exactly, I only know that withen the first 30 seconds of meeting you, a girl knows if she wants to sleep with you. They won't admit this, but it's true. For that first 30 seconds, if you play it wrong, she might flirt with you because it's fun, but in the end, you have 0 chances of moving on to the next step even if you did everything you could. Make your intentions clear. Don't be that guy that is embarrassed to show that you are interested in someone. I see guys that play it "coy" and "friendly" and that makes you nonthreatening. Being nonthreatning sounds good... in the beginning, but it makes girls run away and into the arms of asshole meat heads that will take advantage of them in their dodge trucks with Metalica blairing and calvin peeing on something in the back window. I don't know why, but it does (ladies?) Maybe there is a problem with the way you are flirting? There is friendly "never going to sleep with this guy, so I can say pretty much anything I want to" flirting, and there is "I wish he would just kiss me and get it over with" flirting. Maybe look into that. Also, rock climbing? Why? Has that ever worked for you in the past? If a girl has never climbed a rock in her life, what makes you think she will be reseptive to doing it with some guy that she knows in her heart of hearts just wants to sleep with her? The coffee is good, it can be whatever she want's it to be, that puts a girl at ease, she can leave in 15 mins, and it was just coffee, or there can eventually be a meal if she likes you. But rock climbing is hours, hours she might be miserable. So, to summarize, be more aggressive at first, then coy. Coffee > Rock Climbing and World Of Warcraft > WH40k __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx