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sasKuach, darling...

Maybe you should start thinking about dating older women. Women who might appreciate your obvious eclectic charm and dry wit. If you are handsome as well...well gee, how absolutely horrible.

I loved your post and reading the title on the New Posts page made me laugh out loud.

Other than that I really don't know what else to say. Unless you're leaving out some minor detail, such as an arm protruding from your back, Tourette's Syndrome or a fondness for Barry Manilow, your predicament has left me clueless.

PS, I'm not trying to pick you up.

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