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Old 10-30-2006, 11:13 AM   #38 (permalink)
uncle phil
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Originally Posted by Lindy
Kids do that stuff because they think they can get away with it. Not always.
My husband and I got absolutely drenched by a Mustang convertible full of teens in Salt Lake City a few years ago. It was just getting dark and we were standing on a street corner waiting to cross to go back to our hotel. They came around the corner and yelled "Broncos suck" or something (my husband was wearing a Broncos t-shirt) and just drenched us. At least a couple of them had BIG water guns, and they were just laughing like crazy as they drove on down the street. A couple of blocks down the street we could see them pulling into this parking lot for a teen club and they went inside. It just happened to be almost right across the street from our hotel. My husband changed clothes and went back out, bought a gallon of milk at a nearby convenience store, went back to their car, stomped on 3 water guns, and dumped a gallon of milk all over inside the Mustang’s seats, carpet, folded top, dash, and down the defroster outlets. Then he left the empty milk jug and the wet Broncos shirt as a "calling card" so those little assholes would know exactly who had taken revenge. I’ve always kind of wondered how long that car smelled of sour milk, and secretly hoped that it was actually his mom's car. Now isn't that naughty?
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