Last time i was in egypt we got friendly with a tok tok driver who managed to fit 4 of us in what is essentialy a scooter with three wheels another seat.
He also told us a story of getting 7 people in, and seeing other drivers attempt the same did make me somewhat scared...
...Until he let me have a go at the reigns, THAT was fun
Edit: The russian guy with his booze makes me remember a time my car ran out of petrol and it came between getting a pizza (collection, because it was cheaper for a meal deal) or getting more fuel.
In the end i cycled 2 miles home carrying a 15" pizza box on my handles, trying desperatly not to fall over, or stop and lighten the load