I dressed up as Christopher Reeves a month after he died. Wheel chair, dress suit, superman shirt underneath unbuttoned dress shirt, tube to the throat and comb over and everything.
Some people were pissed, others loved it. I took second place in two costume contests. Yeah, it's tasteless, but I don't pride myself on having the fanciest wines.
I'm gonna tone it down this year, and dress up as a Care-Bear (good reason to get drunk, and molest people), or Snarf (good reason to get drunk, and molest people). Oh wait, any costume that changes my appearance is a good reason to get drunk and molest people.
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