Trying to cancel is a lesson in futility and patience.
"I'd like to cancel...."
"May I ask why?"
"I don't want it"
"Well, what can we do so you would want it? You know, it's a very good value for only....."
"I said I don't want it"
" I understand, but did you know that for only $119.95, you're gettting over $500 worth of magazines and savings....."
"What part of 'I don't want it' is a problem here?"
"I understand fully. How about if we just give you the six month plan for only $69.95?"
"How about I call my lawyer to get HIM to cancel this?"
"Uh, I see. Well, sorry you weren't satisfied with our fine offer....."
One friend said no thanks and they charged her checking account anyway...over $200 and they hadn't known this until checks were coming back NSF's....
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
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