"hella norcal fo life wesssside"
I think this means: "Hello. I happen to reside and/or care about the general geography, social climate, and political structure of the Northern California region, and believe it to be something that should be treasured and defended to the end of my days. I would also like to exclaim further my dedication to the west coast of the US in general by proclaiming that I prefer the western side of the continent"
hrm... two sentences..
"Everyone seems to care either way too much or way too little about politics in the US"
"The freeway speed limit for North Carolina is between 55 and 75 mph"
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi