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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> ************************** ****
>
>
> In a Podiatrist's office:
>
> "Time wounds all heels."
> **************************
>
>
> On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
> "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
>
> **************************
>
> At a Proctologist's door:
>
> "To expedite your visit please back in."
> **************************
>
>
> On a Plumber's truck:
>
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> **************************
>
>
> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
> ************** ************
>
> At a Towing company:
>
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
> *************** ***********
>
> On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
> **************************
>
> On a Maternity Room door:
>
> "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************
>
> At an Optometrist's Office
>
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
> come to the right
> place."
> **************************
>
> On a Taxidermist's window:
>
> "We really know our stuff."
> **************************
>
> On a Fence:
>
> " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
> **************************
>
>
> At a Car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
> car payment."
> **************************
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> **************************
>
> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> **************************
>
> At the Electric Company:
>
> "We would be delighted if you send in your
> payment.
> However, if you don't, you will be."
> Took me a minute
> to get this one.
> **************************
>
>
> In a Restaurant window:
>
> "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
> get fed up."
> **************************
>
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>
> **************************
>
> At a Propane Filling Station,
>
> "Thank heaven for little grills."
> **************************
>
> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator
> Shop:
>
> "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928
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