You are, of course...correct. All of the good that I have managed to accomplish on this planet is absolutely negated by the fact that I...*gasp*...smoke.
I suppose that I should just accept the fact that I am a morally bankrupt, vile, reprehensible fiend, that should be kept as far away from children and little puppies as is possible.
Perhaps...I should even take to wearing a large scarlet letter "S". Oh...no need..."good" people can smell me coming in time to scurry to the other side of the street.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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