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Originally Posted by willravel
Release a live chicken into your kitchen, then try to catch it. Do this every other day for 30 minutes.
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The best part is at the end of the month you have a nice lean chicken ready for the eating 
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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