Anything requiring coordination. Except walking in a straight line while intoxicated. That I can do. Sober? Not a chance. I even injured myself on a swing at the park. I have to use the weight machines at the gym because free weights offer too much chance to do something stupid. I stabbed a guy in the mouth with my cigarette once while dancing. Well, arguing with a friend on the dance floor, but close enough. I trip over nothing, too.
Apparently I suck at figuring out when to keep my mouth shut and when to speak up, too. Or maybe I just don't care to take the time to figure it out lately.
__________________
Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
|
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand