When I was dating a girl in high school I'd spend almost every night with her until midnight or so, and one night when I was driving home (about 15 minutes late) there was a rabbit who was sitting in front of me in the alley way, and I saw this rabbit everytime I drove home. He always walked in front of my car. Well, tonight I was trying to get home after an irate call from my mom and I had no choice but to roll over the little fuzzy retard.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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