While cutting through the neighboring subdivision the other morning, I spotted a pigeon standing directly in the path of on-coming traffic. Pigeons are like squirrels and other tiny vermin, they always seem to scamper to safety at the last mament. This one tried... and flew straight under my wheels. The only evidence of impact was a snow-flurry of feathers in my wake. Stupid sum-bitch pigeon.
A co-worker's wife had a goose fly headlong into the side of their two-week-old HHR. Killed itself right behind the front passenger wheel well.
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