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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
I did have several squirrels commit suicide in my above ground swimming pool (during the fall when there was only 6 inches of water in it) does that count for anything? (I dont feel bad about those, that was THEIR fault lol)
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.....can't type......laughing......too hard.........
Ok I've had a sip of water and I'm much better now. DAMN that was funny.
Grancey has this unGodly squirrel radar system that operates from the passenger seat of our car, and it goes something like this:
Grancey: EEEEK!!! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP!!!
Me: What? What? What is it?
Grancey: Don't you see that squirrel?
Me: What squirrel?
Grancey: That one way up there near those people's porch. It could've run across their yard and right out in front of you. Next time, don't say anything, just STOP when I say STOP!
The woman is Olympic-caliber when it comes to gasping at things I didn't hit but could have.