Uncle Phil has had a superhero costume with "SM" on the front made up, thus combining his two secret pleasures of being a Mod with being a sexual deviant
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi