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Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
Mountain Dew is a fiendish caffiene and sucrose delivery device disguised as a soft drink. It's vaguely citrusy flavor and cloying sweetness appeals to the coffee intolerant who can't abide a decent cola.
When the coffee ran out Saturday, I lifted one from my son's cooler. I survived, so add 1, crack!
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Sounds gross.
I wanna taste it! 
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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