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1. To me, Sex is:
f. something to be shared between two people in a loving, committed relationship and their internet lovers
2. My favorite sex toy is powered by:
f. Fish, rice, green tea, and the occastional beef steak or pork chop.
3. The last place I had sex was:
f. In the jacuzzi.
4. I judge a man's sexuality by his:
f. absense
5. What are the only utterly necessary steps of any sexual encounter?
f. foreplay, multiple orgasms for that night's receiver, cuddling.
6. I judge a woman's sexuality solely by her:
f. willingness and ability to do unspeakably evil and correspondingly gentle things with and to me.
7. How many of your lover's erogenous zones have you successfully located?
f. Her whole body is one erogenous zone in my hands.
8. Judging from your own experience, what is the average length of a man's penis?
f. Pee--nis?
9. How do you keep track of your lovers afterwards?
f. I watch her sleep.
10. I learned about sex from:
f. clitical.com
12. Safe sex means:
f. being absolutely clear what the safe word is.
13. What's the longest sex act you?ve ever experienced?
f. I'll tell you when it's done.
14. You discover that your new lover is married. What do you do?
f. Celebrate your wedding.
15. Oral sex is:
f. There are other kinds?
16. How far will you go on a first date?
f. Bel Aire
17. Anal sex is:
f. Planned out in every detail ahead of time and excecuted according to a strict time schedule.
18. I think the first time you make love to a new person, you should:
c. be respectful and get her aroused gradually, using just the one fist
20. After sex, how long do you wait until you tell your best friend?
f. I have sex only with my best friend.
Scoring
100 points: You are a sex goddess, and I can only assume that you are a love slave who filled out this questionnaire under your goddesses precisely screamed orders. You don't play at destroying marriages, you bring down governments. You kneel before your goddess/owner. That's good, too.
Gilda
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