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I get that death stare fairly frequently, possibly because i'm not one of those people who jump out of the way of every baby factory who happens along my path, nor do i put up with their "setting up camp" bullshit. You know, when they're somewhere shopping and they plop their cart down in the middle of an aisle while they wander up and down looking for things. That, and there's often at least a kid or two on/around the cart, running around like spastic monkeys. If someone's in the way, I ask nicely (though pointlessly) if I can get by. I usually get answers like, "you can go around" meaning the whole aisle, or "can't you see i'm busy?" Seriously. No, I can't, I'm sorry, all I can see is an inconsiderate bitch with a superiority complex.

I'm not getting out of your way because you gave birth. Get in line with everyone else, breeder. There's a pretty high number of breeders (high number of yuppies, go figure) around here. I was in a Super Target on Saturday and I muttered to a friend who was with me, "I have never seen so many knocked up women in one place at one time" because literally, I counted 9 just in the 2 or 3 aisles we were in at the time. I said it in front of these two women- both pregnant- who were doing the thing where they met on the aisle facing opposite directions and just stopped to talk. After asking if we could pass through (because they blocked the aisle completely), and getting a dirty look and "give us a minute, HUH?" I was throwing down the gauntlet. One had a shopping cart, the other had a stroller that looked like an ATV or something. It was huge. Ridiculous behavior.