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Old 07-12-2006, 04:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
pornclerk
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Originally Posted by rmarshall
I just bought some condoms this evening. Now, you understand, I'm 50 and the clerk was about 20'ish. Why did she feel compelled to tell me the warming condoms feel good and the tingly, spearmint ones were "weird"? I didn't ask! Did I really look like I haven't bought condoms for 10 years? (I haven't) Are sex shop clerks mind readers?

We are just trying swinging. Is it written on my forehead? Maybe buying two dozen condoms and a couple glass dildos was a giveaway.

Reminds me of the time we met a couple from Ottawa in Westport. We were having so much fun getting to know each other. My girlfriend goes out for a smoke and the owner asks her if we're swingers!! Apparently, he is too. My girlfriend was kinda shocked!
Well we aren't mind readers thankfully but usually when we see someone poking around in a certain area, we may offer some useful suggestions. Many people are often afraid to ask questions so I found myself often approaching people to see if they needed any help finding something.

That's a funny story about the swinger thing. Luckily she probably answered yes otherwise he would have felt pretty embarassed!

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Originally Posted by willravel
How would you rate your overall experience working there? ....1 being your boss beating you with reeds while telling you that you're not good enough to run a lemonaid stand, and 10 being taste tester for Sam Adams....
I would have to rate it an 11. My boss was totally cool. We even spent time together outside of work.

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Originally Posted by Martian
Did you have a particular desire to work in a sex shop, or did you just sort of fall into the job?

And have you ever had to call the cops for anything?
Actually when I applied for the job, it was because my boyfriend dared me to. We were driving one night and we saw a huge sign saying that the store was accepting resumes. I was totally up for it because I thought it would be cool. My boss ended up interviewing me right on the spot and then asked me if I could start work that night!

I have never had to call the cops for anything. The town I live in isn't really bad for crime, although there were people who creeped me out!

Last edited by pornclerk; 07-12-2006 at 04:32 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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