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I just bought some condoms this evening. Now, you understand, I'm 50 and the clerk was about 20'ish. Why did she feel compelled to tell me the warming condoms feel good and the tingly, spearmint ones were "weird"? I didn't ask! Did I really look like I haven't bought condoms for 10 years? (I haven't) Are sex shop clerks mind readers?
We are just trying swinging. Is it written on my forehead? Maybe buying two dozen condoms and a couple glass dildos was a giveaway.
Reminds me of the time we met a couple from Ottawa in Westport. We were having so much fun getting to know each other. My girlfriend goes out for a smoke and the owner asks her if we're swingers!! Apparently, he is too. My girlfriend was kinda shocked!
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