Theres been a few, as masturbation is one of my most enjoyable hobbies!
Very young, cut a hole in a peach, tried to fuck it and it disintegrated all over the bathroom (parents)
In the woods taking a short cut after a night at the pub. pitch black standing up in the big wide open. that was great
over my ex gf while she slept heavily drunk. standing next to the bed on her side. wanking in her face! came all over her bed, didn't clean it up
most recently I have tried deep heat muscle pain rub. I recommend it, but not too much and make sure you haven't shaved your nuts a day or so before, stings the open pores (well more like molten lava burning). rub some into the shaft, then the head, when its all rubbed in use some vaseline to work yourself off. kind of numb, warm pleasure.
