Don't jerk off for two days after working with fiberglass insulation.
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Originally Posted by clavus
Don't eat the brown acid
Don't press red buttons.
Don't stab people with syringes you find in the street
Don't frighten old people
There is no such thing as a metal frisbee
Don't point the crossbow at your friends
Don't put your nephew in the micorwave
Don't shut your eyes while you are driving
Don't throw grit at the driver
Don't paly games with poisonous snakes
Unplug the electric saw before you try to fix it.
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I was hoping you'd post in this thread, and I was not disappointed.
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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Wash your hands after cutting up jalapenos!
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Do not cook with spices and touch a lady's sensetive areas later that day, it will end badly.