Catholic Ladies
Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this
one......
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he
walks
into
a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever
he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you
down, but
my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say
'Your
Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three
women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, well
hung, male
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God.."
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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