An awful green colored shirt with orange lettering. It reads: "I'm from Milwaukee and that's not funny." Here's a pic of it:
That's not me in the pic.
My sister bought it for me for Christmas a couple of years ago. I think that people started saying "I'm from Milwaukee and that's not funny" around the time of Dahmer's arrest and the cryptosporidium contamination of the water supply (much of the city had diarrhea). Both happened in the same Summer.
Now if I can just find myself a good George Webb's t-shirt...