Wow, I had to blink a few times before I realized what you were talking about... celebrity? salivatory? celery? Hehe.
But I got it.
Why not just the "NO SEX FIT CLUB?"
As for me, I don't know about that. Isn't it one of those relatinship no-no's to withhold sex as a punishment? Especially if you're punishing yourself!
Seems a bit masochistic.
Then again, I only have the chance to have sex two days a week... so I'd be hard-pressed to put that on the line.
Sorry man, but let's see if anyone else bites.