OK, EVERYBODY PANIC!
Oh, and stay away from JumpinJesus till we find out if he becomes dangerous or not.
I'm more worried about what some screaming, slavering, religious fanatic may do than I am about anything else that day.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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