I don't know "best", but I can list a few of the "worst".
10: The frigid vacuum of outer space. Where no one can hear your iPod scream.
9: A dark alley, at midnight, naked.
8: On your bike. Seriously. It's dangerous.
7: Running with the Bulls in Pamplona.
6: The Marianis Trench.
5: The Dark Side of the Moon. But not the album. The Moon.
4: To the bottom of a bottle of bourbon and back.
3: Back in time to King Arthur's day.
2: ANYWHERE the sun don't shine.
Aaand the number one worst place to take your iPod: RIAA Headquarters, Washington DC.
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